So I have balls if I engage in...
Unprotected sex (Yay and I'll get aids!)
Jackass (Fuck that shit)
Beat someone up (I actually kind of like that)
Don't go to school (You win.)
Fuck every person I see (no.)
And watch hardcore porn all day? (HELL no)
I actually agree with CanadianSaiyan on this, though I liked the game your definition of having balls is quite silly.