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Madness Retaliation Madness Retaliation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fuck homework, Madness Retaliation time!

Not even gonna lie, I've spent the last day and a half trying to beat this game. And today I finally did it. And though the Auditor's room was kind of frustrating to navigate I eventually got to have the final showdown with the clones and beat the game. This game was great fun and I look forward to the sequel.
The only problem was I eventually had to scrap my original characters for an all-star cast (Tricky, Stanford (sp?), Tricky Agent & Hank) because I knew that having one guy on my team masquerading around as Hank would help in the long run and it did. I kind of felt it was missing a level up system but the option of just having your suit and weapons do the talking for you eventually got comfortable. The only downside is sometimes I spent awhile looking for stuff only to find in some rooms that 'The Wall is a lie.' There was even some grinding I had to do to get better gear which was probably a little hindered by respawning enemies in rooms. But nothing else gave me greater joy than absolutely raping a squad of certain enemy types I'd had trouble and half and hour before. The game was a whole little turn-based RPG wrapped into 9-10 hours and could easily be a downloadable game on Xbox Live Arcade/PSN. So all and all what I'm trying to say is...
Fuck windows.

Project Flame [demo2] Project Flame [demo2]

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I love it!

First off, I would like to say this is a very good game already. You've obviously spent a good amount of time in this and this demo is better than many full games on NG alone. But I would like to see some voice acting, it felt kind of weird having to read everything. But the dialogue was alright. I see nothing wrong with your English. But I would like some background on the characters. Maybe add an extras section in the games main menu and put short bios of the characters? But overall this game looks like it's gonna be a blast. I'm really looking forward to the full release, don't disappoint!

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Snakex86 responds:

I added voice acting ... waiting to be approved by newground staff since the game reached a "certain amount of views".

Night of the Cursed Night of the Cursed

Rated 3 / 5 stars

So much potential!

Holy shit. Please. PLEASE make a sequel with improvements. There is so much that could've been added and improved.
- A story would be nice, I started to see hints of it when Mimi arrived only to be let down.
- Moar characters. At least 4, to add some party.
- I'd like to name my character. Custimization of the character wouldn't hurt either.
- The AI is decent and occasionally helps me out but it could be better. You could assign people to different rooms if you wanted, or just let them follow you.
- Moar upgrades, all the upgrades for each gun are the same! Boring! Some guns have the option to dual wield (Uzis, Desert Eagles, etc.) would be an example.
- No more paying for stuff in flash games.
- Up the difficulty, I was mowing down zombies like it was a chore.
- Trap prices. I rarely used the traps because of how much money each of them cost.
- Some more maps couldn't hurt.

Improvements like these could make an originally mediocre game like this great. I would be disappointed not to see a follow-up because I can see this game being very fun. Hopefully you will take some of the suggestions some of us NGers have told you and make a game that will rise to Olympian heights! Good luck.

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Hippolyta Hippolyta

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Decent would be a compliment at this point.

This game isn't fun. It's more challenging if anything. I believe I'm being generous with this 5.
Gameplay: Trial and error is fun right guys!?!?!?! Guys???

Sound: I have a headache now because most of the sounds were some epic sound loop and some girl screaming like she's Kratos.

Graphics: Oh joy, a couple of backgrounds and a couple of repeated enemies and some laughable environmental obstacles that you couple probably have a horse run around rather than jump over, but oh wait. This game is a sidescroller. So now we have to duck and jump over everything. Yay. The only enjoyable thing about the graphics is seeing some girls decent sized tits bounce. And why does she not have armor? I think there is such thing as practical armor and a life bar which would make this game so much more fun and less headache inducing.

The achievements are even more funnier to look over. Failing 20 times in this broken heap of a game is easy. Please improve. Everything from animation to voice acting. Thank you.

Toss the Turtle Toss the Turtle

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Though I think the gold cannon is the max. I got 378347.4 ft on my first try with it while using the (normal shotgun)
I think the porcupine launcher has a competitor.

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FWG Knight FWG Knight

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


But it's basically a violent repetitive non-addictive Patapon looking run & gun game.

Medieval Rampage Medieval Rampage

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I stopped playing...

as soon as I had realized it was Boxheads with bosses and in a medieval setting. But the paragraph in the game over screen made me feel like a failure...some day I will beat this damned game.

xdragonx10 responds:

Eh, it's not much like boxhead other than the fact it's a top-head shooting game.

Fear Unlimited Issue2 Fear Unlimited Issue2

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Do something different...

I've fuckin' had it with all these damn games. You do the same formula everytime just updating the graphics and changing the story. Please for the love of god innovate on your next submission...

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Ragdolly Ragdolly

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Reminds me exactly of Stickpage's ragdoll game.

Need mroe stuff to do though...maybe guns to shoot him and stuff...

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"Do You Got Balls" Quiz "Do You Got Balls" Quiz

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

So I have balls if I engage in...

Unprotected sex (Yay and I'll get aids!)
Jackass (Fuck that shit)
Beat someone up (I actually kind of like that)
Don't go to school (You win.)
Fuck every person I see (no.)
And watch hardcore porn all day? (HELL no)
I actually agree with CanadianSaiyan on this, though I liked the game your definition of having balls is quite silly.

Steff responds:

this game is just for the lulz, nothing serious.